Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Lazy Post


(We stole borrowed this from The Scottish Terrier News...but it doesn't have a scottie response.)  Hope you enjoy it.

Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb.

Border Collie:  Just one, and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that ***** stupid lamp.

Rottweiler:  Make me.

Lab:  Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?

Siberian Husky:  Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the drk.

Doberman Pinscher:  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:  Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.....

Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Pointer:  I see it, there it is, there it is...... right there...

Greyhound:  It isn't moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

German Shepherd:  Alright, everyone stop where you are!  Who busted the light?  I SAID, 'STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cat:  Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs.  So the question is:  How long will it be before I can expect light?

Us, because it's our blog.
So what do you think.....are the answers accurate? 


  1. Some majorly important dog breeds missing there surely???

    My perspective - if I can't chew it I'm not interested....

    Toodle pip!

  2. Wow, you girls look beauuuuutiful in your green bandanas!

    Loved the Lazy Post. We think the answers are accurate, particularly liked the Australian Shepherd made us BOL!

    Hope you girls have a g'day !!!!!

    Roooodles, The Sparhawks

  3. That's funny and I think accurate. Where is the schnauzer response!!??

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

  4. Its just the lightbulb right?? right? As long as the tv is still working.. all is fine in the Scotties world :)

  5. As the human to an Aussie - YES! That would be her response! I'm also the human to a Border Collie and hound and I think those responses would be pretty close...

  6. Hi Everybuddy, huh, mum says that is correct for cocker spaniels. As if. I am only four months old and it has been horribly wet and cold outside. Who wants to put their bottom on the cold grass i say. No worries, and love, Stella

  7. Brilliant answers - and definitely correct for greyhounds!! LOL!! Love it!!

    Love and licks, Winnie the greyhound

  8. We might have to agree with the cats on this issue!!

    The Rocky Creek Scotties and Ivy

  9. Well, we agree that some other pup can do the work. TD and Lightning would probably say they want to eat - they always want to eat. Ciara would say, let me at the garden, and Phantom would say I'll just rest here and watch.

    Fun post, not lazy at all.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  10. We love, love, love this. And the cocker spaniel is 100% accurate!!!


  11. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS!!! LOVE it! So true ...a about my kind GR. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

    FYI: I am co-hosting a weekly Tasty Tuesday, it starts today. Check it out! and hope you plan to join us in the future. Golden Woofs, Sugar

  12. OMD OMD... that pic of the three of you in your lovely green bandannas is JUST DARLING!!!

    Now about that list... I think it sheds a 'LOT OF LIGHT' on OUR PAWspectives. hehehehe

  13. yep, they sound right to us!! Thanks fur sharing!! I think it needed a scottie ending though BOL

    Jazzi and Addy

  14. That's a cute post!!! Right about Cocker Spaniels!!! Love the picture!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

  15. Certainly accurate from our perspectives!!

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

  16. No Portie response because I don't think they'd slow down long enough to notice that the light was out.
    Sue and the Porties

  17. HAHA!! The Lab is perfectly accurate!!!!

  18. HAHAHA! That was a super funny lazy post. I likes the one about the border collies the best. My gramma has two border collies and that's just about right!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  19. If you need a lightbulb changed you can call your boyfriend, Bella!

    Bella, will you go to the Back To School Bash Pawm with me? Please??

    Hopeful nubbin wiggles,

  20. BOL, I'm sure Bella has it under control
    Benny & Lily

  21. Right on! I'm not staying indoors and wait for the light to be fixed.

  22. Very cute and not lazy at all! Pretty spot on for some pups I know... ;)

  23. i think that's pretty accurate. teeheehee!
    oh, and i thought one up for you scotties:
    "i'll just stand guard here for evil vermin while you change it." :)

    the booker man

  24. BOL!! soo funny, enjoyed reading it,
    Welsh Terrier might say,"I'm not doing it,you do it, I need my sleep"
    Have a good week
    See yea George xxx