Wednesday, August 14, 2013

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FOR SALE

One spotty dog who does NOT listen and 
runs across a busy street
nearly causing HER to have heart failure.
Comes with an assortment of modified, squeakless stuffies;
beautiful dress collar and 
lead that's been knotted back together.

45 comments:

  1. Oh no Roxy! No running across the street or you will end up in Alcatraz. The rest is perfectly OK in our book. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. I can think on one family who might ERNESTLY be thinking about putting in a bid.
    Stay safe Roxy.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  3. Box her up! We'll take her! There will be ice cream waiting for you when you arrive, Roxy!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  4. Do you need a place to stay, Roxy? Till your peep calms down?

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  5. Roxy...PLEASE. Blog stars like you must not take these unnecessary risks! Your adoring public needs you. Head over to Dougall's house until SHE calms down.

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  6. I (ERNEST vonSCHNITZEL) WILL GIVE $87,000,000.87 FUR THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRRRRRRRRL.

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  7. OMD OMD ROXY... What were you thinking? You can't run into a STREET... Ernie is now having a hoooge case of APPLE PLEXI. He is shivering and shaking and whimperin with WORRY about your safety.
    He WANTS TO BUY you from your sisters.
    I (Frankie Furter) am just going to say ...
    BAD GIRRRRRL... NO more of THAT.

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  8. Oh dear Roxy, been a bit naughty? What's the dog equivalent of the naughty step ?

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  9. Oh Roxy girlfriend you are in so much trouble...your face is plastered all over the innernets!!
    Hopefully Ernie will come to your rescue
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  10. Roxie roxie roxie - that is one not so good way to end up as road splatter!!!

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  11. We are glad you are OK Roxy. Running in streets is scary!

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  12. Oh Roxy - you shouldn't scare your peeps like that. Streets can be scary and dangerous places for a little dog. Glad you're OK and better make it up to your peeps quick tho' I think you must be very much loved for them to be that worried when you ran across the road. Take care and stay safe - woofs and licks from Magic xx

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  13. OUCHIE >>> Someone better 'marten up!!!

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  14. Oh Oh Roxy you got to be extra careful ... Lots of Golden Woofs,Sugar

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  15. Send her over here! She'll fit right in!
    -Corbin

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  16. Would you consider a trade for a Kaci?

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  17. Rut roh, Roxy - best not to try doing that again! Please try to find other ways to create mischief:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  18. Eek! Just act really really sorry and maybe you will get to stay. ;)

    Glad you are ok and you must never do that again!!!

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  19. Oh, no! That had to be scasry! Glad there was a happy ending!

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  20. Box her up, ship her Fed Ex, we will take her, how about one green paper for Mom to roll and smoke!

    The Mad Scots

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  21. Ug oh . . . don't do that! Streets are dangerous! You can come here with us!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  22. Somedawg here tried that once... mom didn't talk to him for days!

    Sam and Pippen

    PeeS. It wasn't Pippen...

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  23. Uh oh!! Hard to believe a spotty dog is in trouble. Can you hear us doubled over in laughter? Our two spotty dogs are in trouble daily.
    Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac

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  24. HOLY COWS GURL!!!! You can't be doin' that!
    butts everything else goes around here, so pack your bags and hop on a plane and join me in drivin' Ma to the 'funny farm'!!! BOL
    (it's a very short trip anyhu.....)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  25. SOLD! I love dogs who give humans heart attacks.

    Nora

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  26. Uh oh...hm, Roxy! Hehe, you can come and join me in Cali! I'm getting used to it, so the more the better!!

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  27. See, Roxy, it's just never, ever good to skeer the HERS like that. But I think your "I'm sorry" face is real good. Keep working it and hope for the best. Maybe bring her something dead as an offering. But not TOO dead. Just a little dead. Humans are funny about dead things if they're TOO stinky.

    Wiggles & Wags
    Mayzie

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  28. Oh no Daisy...you can't lose Roxy...what would poor Ernie do if he couldn't find his lady love...Just woof at her sternly and no treats for a week

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  29. Roxy, have you and Phod been talking about ways to kill your people! That is a horrible way! Lady says in spite of your bad life choice (that is what she calls it when we are naughty) you can hope on a plane and come and live here. Lee and Phod

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  30. Roxy, please don't do that, it is way too scary!!!



    Loveys Sasha

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  31. ROXY... Don't do that you about have me a heart attack just thinking about it!!!

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  32. Stop, Roxy! No running across streets!!

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  33. Will you take 10 cheeseburgers? Don't worry Roxy I have 10 more for us.

    Your pal, Pip

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  34. Oh my word Roxy!!! What were you thinking!
    Snotrts,
    Benny & Lily

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  35. We'll take her! We love her speckled belly!

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  36. Hey gang, thanks for stopping by my blog. That's cool that you have family in Texas maybe someday y'all will make it over. Can you also put my mom's cat Shit up for sale too.

    Aroo to you,

    Sully

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  37. Oh Roxy, you are a silly girl :-(
    I'll buy her, please ship to UK, I'll pay the postage :-)

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  38. I'll have you, jump in a box and get postie to bring you :) BOL xxx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  39. I doubt we could afford her especially when she costs priceless.

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