FOR SALE
One spotty dog who does NOT listen and
runs across a busy street
nearly causing HER to have heart failure.
Comes with an assortment of modified, squeakless stuffies;
beautiful dress collar and
lead that's been knotted back together.
Oh no Roxy! No running across the street or you will end up in Alcatraz. The rest is perfectly OK in our book. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I can think on one family who might ERNESTLY be thinking about putting in a bid.
ReplyDeleteStay safe Roxy.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Box her up! We'll take her! There will be ice cream waiting for you when you arrive, Roxy!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Do you need a place to stay, Roxy? Till your peep calms down?
ReplyDeleteRoxy...PLEASE. Blog stars like you must not take these unnecessary risks! Your adoring public needs you. Head over to Dougall's house until SHE calms down.
ReplyDeleteI (ERNEST vonSCHNITZEL) WILL GIVE $87,000,000.87 FUR THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRRRRRRRRL.
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD ROXY... What were you thinking? You can't run into a STREET... Ernie is now having a hoooge case of APPLE PLEXI. He is shivering and shaking and whimperin with WORRY about your safety.
ReplyDeleteHe WANTS TO BUY you from your sisters.
I (Frankie Furter) am just going to say ...
BAD GIRRRRRL... NO more of THAT.
Oh dear Roxy, been a bit naughty? What's the dog equivalent of the naughty step ?
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ReplyDeleteUh oh!
Love Ruby & Penny
Oh Roxy girlfriend you are in so much trouble...your face is plastered all over the innernets!!
ReplyDeleteHopefully Ernie will come to your rescue
Hugs madi your BFFF
Roxie roxie roxie - that is one not so good way to end up as road splatter!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are glad you are OK Roxy. Running in streets is scary!
ReplyDeleteOh Roxy - you shouldn't scare your peeps like that. Streets can be scary and dangerous places for a little dog. Glad you're OK and better make it up to your peeps quick tho' I think you must be very much loved for them to be that worried when you ran across the road. Take care and stay safe - woofs and licks from Magic xx
ReplyDeleteOUCHIE >>> Someone better 'marten up!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Oh Roxy you got to be extra careful ... Lots of Golden Woofs,Sugar
ReplyDeleteSend her over here! She'll fit right in!
ReplyDelete-Corbin
Would you consider a trade for a Kaci?
ReplyDeleteRut roh, Roxy - best not to try doing that again! Please try to find other ways to create mischief:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Eek! Just act really really sorry and maybe you will get to stay. ;)
ReplyDeleteGlad you are ok and you must never do that again!!!
Oh, no! That had to be scasry! Glad there was a happy ending!
ReplyDeleteBox her up, ship her Fed Ex, we will take her, how about one green paper for Mom to roll and smoke!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Ug oh . . . don't do that! Streets are dangerous! You can come here with us!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Somedawg here tried that once... mom didn't talk to him for days!
ReplyDeleteSam and Pippen
PeeS. It wasn't Pippen...
Uh oh!! Hard to believe a spotty dog is in trouble. Can you hear us doubled over in laughter? Our two spotty dogs are in trouble daily.
ReplyDeleteMorgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac
HOLY COWS GURL!!!! You can't be doin' that!
ReplyDeletebutts everything else goes around here, so pack your bags and hop on a plane and join me in drivin' Ma to the 'funny farm'!!! BOL
(it's a very short trip anyhu.....)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
SOLD! I love dogs who give humans heart attacks.
ReplyDeleteNora
Uh oh...hm, Roxy! Hehe, you can come and join me in Cali! I'm getting used to it, so the more the better!!
ReplyDeleteDon't do that, ROxy!
ReplyDeleteNola
See, Roxy, it's just never, ever good to skeer the HERS like that. But I think your "I'm sorry" face is real good. Keep working it and hope for the best. Maybe bring her something dead as an offering. But not TOO dead. Just a little dead. Humans are funny about dead things if they're TOO stinky.
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags
Mayzie
Oh no Daisy...you can't lose Roxy...what would poor Ernie do if he couldn't find his lady love...Just woof at her sternly and no treats for a week
ReplyDeleteRoxy, have you and Phod been talking about ways to kill your people! That is a horrible way! Lady says in spite of your bad life choice (that is what she calls it when we are naughty) you can hope on a plane and come and live here. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteRoxy, please don't do that, it is way too scary!!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
ROXY... Don't do that you about have me a heart attack just thinking about it!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
Hugs!
Stop, Roxy! No running across streets!!
ReplyDeleteWill you take 10 cheeseburgers? Don't worry Roxy I have 10 more for us.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Oh my word Roxy!!! What were you thinking!
ReplyDeleteSnotrts,
Benny & Lily
We'll take her! We love her speckled belly!
ReplyDeleteDoes Roxy do windows? ;-)!!
ReplyDeleteHey gang, thanks for stopping by my blog. That's cool that you have family in Texas maybe someday y'all will make it over. Can you also put my mom's cat Shit up for sale too.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Oh Roxy, you are a silly girl :-(
ReplyDeleteI'll buy her, please ship to UK, I'll pay the postage :-)
I'll have you, jump in a box and get postie to bring you :) BOL xxx00xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I doubt we could afford her especially when she costs priceless.
ReplyDeleteListen ?
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