Saturday, January 28, 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen....

Our next item, Lot 87 is a Job Lot.

Lot 87

In fairness, we must disclose that this lot comprises of:

3 animals who raced up to harass a horse and rider.
Luckily, the rider and horse were very understanding.
Said horse even stood still when one put his nose to its BACK hoof for a sniff.

2 animals who ran away, ignoring the human,
to chase  sheep
then looked amazed that someone had erected a
fence in that short time, so they couldn't get out
of the paddock.

1 animal who will not come out of the river if there is ANY human
around who may throw rocks.

2 animals who drag  dirt and vegetation in their fur, inside.

1 anonymous animal who digs holes.

1 who chases vehicles.

There are a few more indiscretions, but these were only last week's.

Now, who will start the bidding?


  1. BOL BOL! I start da bidding at 87 cents.

  2. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my Bella, Dui and better quickly shout to HER that the frontyard cat invaded your brain and you knew not what you were doing!
    However, should this fail to impress HER good thing Roxy's knows and loves an attorney with gumption and spunk
    Sincerely Madi(son) D Cat

  3. In these days of negative interest rates, how much you gonna pay me to take them off your hands?

  4. 87 shower caps for a start BOL *wink*


  5. How about a trade? I get your 3 and in exchange you get one spotted dog that will put her paw on your throat and press down, thusly choke you in the middle of your sleep. Seems fair. ;)

  6. UhOh....I thinks some buddy (or maybe 3) are in a LOT of trouble!

  7. Crikey ..... I'd bid ..... we could have so much fun together BUT ...... Mum reckon's she's got enough trouble on her hands with ME!!! What does she mean by that??????

  8. It sounds like you three are in a bit of trouble.

  9. Will the seller be offering free shipping?

  10. 87 milkbones for da whole lot... and a puppy tooth, eggstra fresh, I lost this morning? am I the highest bidder?

  11. Wow, so many adventures with naughty dogs!

  12. We want you here in Denmark. We could have so much fun together, chasing the cats and maybe a cow or something :D

  13. Dui - How many of these 'indiscretions' were you involved with ?

  14. We bid 3 short leashes. That's what we get when we escape. If we're really challenging, she puts us on the tandem leash and cinches us up shoulder to shoulder. It's really hard to wrap around her feet and trip her up on the tandem.
    Bonnie n Kenzie

  15. Sound like you three forgot to take the ear plugs out of your ears this morning...Not your fault you couldn't hear her, right?

    Do be careful around the horsies though, ok??
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  16. Uh oh - we hope you have all been forgiven by now!

  17. I BID 87 MILKBONES and 87 STUFFIES fur the Lot...
    WHAT??? Mr. Auctioneer... MY number is 87 of course... I am all signed up and have given the clerk my FLEASA Card #...
    (no buddy better be Uppen MY bid)...

  18. We still have Frankie's Blackcard from a few years ago so we will bid 1 87 zillion dollars!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  19. We can't beat Murphy and Stanley, but know you will fit right in here!

  20. How could this be - you look so innocent, "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" good, in your photographs. Of course they do say that the camera can sometimes lie.

    Inca xx

  21. I'll place a bid! Is this an online auction or do I have to be there in person.
    Sweet William The Scot