Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb.
Border Collie: Just one, and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that ***** stupid lamp.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the drk.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.....
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is...... right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, 'STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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