Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Lazy Post

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

(We stole borrowed this from The Scottish Terrier News...but it doesn't have a scottie response.)  Hope you enjoy it.

Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb.

Border Collie:  Just one, and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that ***** stupid lamp.

Rottweiler:  Make me.

Lab:  Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?

Siberian Husky:  Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the drk.

Doberman Pinscher:  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:  Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.....

Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Pointer:  I see it, there it is, there it is...... right there...

Greyhound:  It isn't moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

German Shepherd:  Alright, everyone stop where you are!  Who busted the light?  I SAID, 'STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cat:  Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs.  So the question is:  How long will it be before I can expect light?

Us, because it's our blog.
So what do you think.....are the answers accurate? 
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26 comments:

  1. WFT NobbyAugust 16, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    Some majorly important dog breeds missing there surely???

    My perspective - if I can't chew it I'm not interested....

    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  2. AngusAugust 16, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    Bellas already done it .

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  3. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    Wow, you girls look beauuuuutiful in your green bandanas!

    Loved the Lazy Post. We think the answers are accurate, particularly liked the Australian Shepherd made us BOL!

    Hope you girls have a g'day !!!!!

    Roooodles, The Sparhawks

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  4. Rubie and Poots (her Mum)August 16, 2011 at 1:55 AM

    That's funny and I think accurate. Where is the schnauzer response!!??

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

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  5. booahbooAugust 16, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    Its just the lightbulb right?? right? As long as the tv is still working.. all is fine in the Scotties world :)

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  6. pibbleAugust 16, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    As the human to an Aussie - YES! That would be her response! I'm also the human to a Border Collie and hound and I think those responses would be pretty close...

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  7. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderAugust 16, 2011 at 3:44 AM

    Hi Everybuddy, huh, mum says that is correct for cocker spaniels. As if. I am only four months old and it has been horribly wet and cold outside. Who wants to put their bottom on the cold grass i say. No worries, and love, Stella

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  8. Elaine PritchardAugust 16, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    Brilliant answers - and definitely correct for greyhounds!! LOL!! Love it!!

    Love and licks, Winnie the greyhound

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  9. DebAugust 16, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    love it...very accurate...

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  10. Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek RamblingsAugust 16, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    We might have to agree with the cats on this issue!!

    XOXO
    The Rocky Creek Scotties and Ivy

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  11. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥August 16, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Well, we agree that some other pup can do the work. TD and Lightning would probably say they want to eat - they always want to eat. Ciara would say, let me at the garden, and Phantom would say I'll just rest here and watch.

    Fun post, not lazy at all.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  12. MackAugust 16, 2011 at 5:12 AM

    We love, love, love this. And the cocker spaniel is 100% accurate!!!

    Sugars,
    Mack

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  13. Golden Woofs! SUGARAugust 16, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS!!! LOVE it! So true ...a about my kind GR. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

    FYI: I am co-hosting a weekly Tasty Tuesday, it starts today. Check it out! and hope you plan to join us in the future. Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  14. Frankie Furter and ErnieAugust 16, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    OMD OMD... that pic of the three of you in your lovely green bandannas is JUST DARLING!!!

    Now about that list... I think it sheds a 'LOT OF LIGHT' on OUR PAWspectives. hehehehe

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  15. ScooterAugust 16, 2011 at 7:01 AM

    yep, they sound right to us!! Thanks fur sharing!! I think it needed a scottie ending though BOL

    wags
    Jazzi and Addy

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  16. ♥I am Holly♥August 16, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    That's a cute post!!! Right about Cocker Spaniels!!! Love the picture!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

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  17. rottroverAugust 16, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Certainly accurate from our perspectives!!

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

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  18. SueAugust 16, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    No Portie response because I don't think they'd slow down long enough to notice that the light was out.
    Sue and the Porties

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  19. K9 KatastrophieAugust 16, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    HAHA!! The Lab is perfectly accurate!!!!

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  20. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    HAHAHA! That was a super funny lazy post. I likes the one about the border collies the best. My gramma has two border collies and that's just about right!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  21. OskarAugust 16, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    If you need a lightbulb changed you can call your boyfriend, Bella!

    Bella, will you go to the Back To School Bash Pawm with me? Please??

    Hopeful nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  22. Two French BulldogsAugust 16, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    BOL, I'm sure Bella has it under control
    Benny & Lily

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  23. MeekaAugust 16, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Right on! I'm not staying indoors and wait for the light to be fixed.

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  24. Ruby's RaiserAugust 18, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    Very cute and not lazy at all! Pretty spot on for some pups I know... ;)

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  25. the booker manAugust 19, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    i think that's pretty accurate. teeheehee!
    oh, and i thought one up for you scotties:
    "i'll just stand guard here for evil vermin while you change it." :)

    *woof*
    the booker man

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  26. George The LadAugust 21, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    BOL!! soo funny, enjoyed reading it,
    Welsh Terrier might say,"I'm not doing it,you do it, I need my sleep"
    Have a good week
    See yea George xxx

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