Thursday, June 6, 2013

Remember last week.....




...when SHE said we were unkempt?
Well I, Bella, was supposed to get kempt today.

SHE had out all the torture gear.
 AND me
  Don't like the look of those clippers.

That other stuff doesn't look too good either.
 SHE was all set, I was brushed out and then 
it was clipper time.

But those clippers wouldn't cut any fur!
They're duller than dull.
They wouldn't cut anything...SHE even tried HER arm.
Nothin'.
So I just got  brushed, 
SHE couldn't be bothered scissoring me.
 
I can stay unkempt until the blades are replaced or sharpened!

45 comments:

  1. That was a narrow escape!
    We hate the clippers too, even though it is just for our bum, ha.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  2. Phew that's what you call a reprieve Bella!!

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  3. Lucky escape Bella - for now...
    I just get scissors and the dreaded stripping knife. I have observed Gail using electric clippers to trim her Dad's hair, and really hope she never tries them on me.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS What's wrong with not being kempt anyway?

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  4. Phew that was a lucky escape Bella - just hope those blades stay blunt :-) woofs and licks from Magic xx

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  5. Wow that was a lucky escape. We are getting us done on the weekend. Big Sigh. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Oo oh..! Those gears don't look too friendly. I get similar torture every 3 months, by a hired torturer though.

    Bowie

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  7. Talking about an 11th hour reprieve!
    Wally & Sammy

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  8. Excellent escape. Hope she doesn't remember to go out and buy new ones!

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  9. Cutting the grass with those clippers while mom was at work must of done the job...good thinking girlies....that is the way to avoid the buzzy thing:)

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  10. GIRLFRIEND COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS...AND LETS HOPE IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO FIND JUST THE RIGHT BLADE REPLACEMENTS..
    I HATE HATE HATE HAVING A PEDICURE!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  11. I just get pair of scissors and the feared exposing knife. I have discerned Gail using electric powered clippers to trim her Dad's hair, and actually hope she not ever endeavours them on me. Challenge coins

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  12. That was a close call! Maybe they discontinued that clipper and you'll never have to see it again!

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  13. You've escaped the torture for another day! Butt we have a feeling those clippers will be fixed in no time flat.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  14. Thank goodness for blunt clippers!! Now to PAWTY!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

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  15. I am super impressed. The girls always look so wonderful. I didn't know the work was done at home. Very good.

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  16. BELLA GIRRRRRL....THIS is BRILLIANT!! NOW, you MUST tell us... HOW did you manage to DULL the Blades??? Did you Chew them? Did you Pee on them?? Our mom doesn't have Clippers... would your method work on SCISSORS??? AND MOST IMPAWTANTLY... would it work on the NAIL YANKERing Clippers. WE HATE those with a PASSION.
    OMD you have come up with the PERFECT plan for avoiding the KEMPTing torture.
    Of course WE think you look JUST FINE.. and no KEMPTing was NEEDED...
    PLEASE SHARE your SECRET with all of Blogville.

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  17. Yippy… you got a reprieve. Enjoy your unkemptness.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  18. That was a close call. Hopefully you will be able to enjoy your furs for a while longer until the clippers are fixed.

    Millie & Walter

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  19. Whew, how close was that. Now grab them clippers and run to hide them outside where they will rust away!

    The Mad Scots

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  20. The pack doesn't need clipping, not ever. Sometimes the are a bit unkempt but not for long since they all have such short hair. You look beautiful, kempt or not!

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  21. Unfortunately, if She can't sharpen them, She'll get new ones. It always works to our detriment.

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  22. Thank goodness for broken clippers
    Benny & Lily

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  23. That dog for small favors!
    Nola

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  24. Thank DOG you escaped a terrifying groom. You look great with long hair, anyway! I'm glad our dogs are short haired and only require an occasional brushing.

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  25. We never understand the humans. What's the point of getting all kempt if we are just going to get unkempt again? Don't they have better things to do with their time and OUR time - let's go for a walk and forget the clipping and brushing:)

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  26. Whew, dodged that bullet!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Ambassadors of Love

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  27. Lucky you, Bella! That happened to Molly when mom when to clipper her once and she ended up using rakes and all kinds of torturous stuff on her to thin out her furs! Now Molly has to have a bath to fluff up her furs so the clippers work! Nasty Terrier wire coat!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  28. Wonder how the blades got duller than dull. Aliens must have used them. Sometimes the stuff aliens do- work in our favor.

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  29. Phew!! That was a close call Bella! You gotta tell us how you did it!! You sneaky gurl you!! BOL
    Ma just bought NEW clippers cause she was tired of usin' the old ones that took, like, furever!! So, next time I gets to get 'tortured', it's gonna be a circus!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  30. Dodged a bullet on that one!! Hope you can stay unkept!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  31. Phew, fank goodness they were blunt..BOL Unkept is cool :) xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  32. Phew, that was a close shave. Or not!!! hehehe. Well done Bella. I have to have another haircut soon and am NOT looking forward to it. It's bloomin' winter now. What are our mum's thinking??? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  33. Oh Bella, you look beautiful as always!

    Nubbin wiggles & nose kisses,
    Oskar

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  34. Our clippers seem to have disappeared--They have a way of doing that when I need them....

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  35. Well u look cute and in sure when u do get clipped u will look fab
    Urban hounds

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  36. Lucky Dawg! Hopefully SHE'S a procrastinator and those clippers take a long time get those clippers fixed!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

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  37. That was a close call! We're all pretty shaggy too and we like it that way.
    Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac

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  38. Lucky escape!!!!!

    Woof

    Groucho

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  39. WOW! Aren't you scared? I wouldn't let me peep anywhere near a clipper.

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  40. You look just fine the way you are!!

    Loveys Sasha

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