Look at Roxy........
all curled up, trying to be invisible.
She's in BIG trouble.
Last night she chewed up HER expensive favourite shoes.
She chewed the heel out of them.
SHE said SHE was going to sell Roxy on e-bay!
But, I told Roxy not to worry because SHE was going to sell ME last week, when I knocked the sliding door off its rollers... again.
Just after SHE paid someone to repair it!
What's an e-bay anyway?
Well it is Monday mischief. Have a great Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
oops, sorry about your mom's favorite shoe!
ReplyDeleteYou're not allowed to sell live doggies on ebay so SHE is bluffing! You girls are safe!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
One of Gail's friends once put his boss up for sale on e-bay.....
ReplyDeleteOh oh.......it looks like you have "monsters" in you house. We occasionally have them visit here too...they are terrible they do all kinds of nasty things and then we doggies get blamed for them!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, maybe Roxy should have buried the evidence?
ReplyDeleteSHE can get new shoes on E-bay, that's what you should tell her :)
ReplyDeleteuh-oh! Forest here...I've been there done that but lucky me, I picked the really old falling apart garden shoes. Mom still was not happy. But they're sooo tasty! Our pack gets the threat of being put out to the curb. But we're not allowed out by the road, so I don't know how that will work.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Finn - e-bay is an awesome place to find new shoes.
ReplyDeleteSam
Don't worry Roxy. Mama said she was going to stuff Lily and hang her on the wall
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
E-bay oh Lee likes e-bay, she will watch for your listing. Maybe you will come in a package to me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
do they ship internationally? roxy could come live with us...i already pre-chewed all of mum's shoes for her!
ReplyDeleteedgar & his shabby shoed mum
After all, what's a Pay Pal for?
ReplyDeleteRut roh - not sounding too good there. You two better figure out how to put the blame on those pesky squirrels.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Wow - I remember those days of chewed shoes. Chewed FAVORITE shoes.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain. Don't worry - your mom is only kidding - I know she would never actually put you on ebay. You are too special!
Wow, sounds like some excitement happening there! Shoes and doors are replacable...Roxys and Daisys are not. SHE should order treats for you instead. You've been working really hard and deserve a snack.
ReplyDeleteBTW: The crabby girls are all excited that SHE saw some crabbies at school!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Lots of people pay good money for shoes without heels... so you tell HER that those shoes are still A-OK!
ReplyDeleteSam and Pippen
Did SHE do a DNA test on saliva left on the shoe? How can she know for sure that it was Roxy and not Somedoggy?
ReplyDeleteMillie
Man, now that looks like a real problem with the shoes, don't worry, we do strange stuff all the time and Dad just laughs at us as Stubborn Scotties, maybe your Scottie Tude is rubbing off on Roxy.
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Susie & Bites
Pees: we think e-bay is over close to Montery Bay in California
Ruh roh - don't you have any unsavory neighborhood dogs you can blame all this on ?!?!?
ReplyDeleteStewey
Well, if Roxy comes up on E-Bay we'll chip in to get her back! :)
ReplyDeleteOh oh, Mom still has the show that Morgan partially ate when she was a pup. She shows it to us sometimes to remind us what she thinks about bad dogs.
ReplyDeleteMorgan, Sebastian and the Porties
Oh, noes....SOMEDOGGY!! That's it Roxy! It was 'somedoggy' AGAIN!! Unbelieveable....and YOU gets blamed!! (ya know, next times you've gots to bury the evidence!!)
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Ruby
Howdy Girls, gee the peeps worry about the silliest things don't they. We can't see a problem. Those shoes will be much cooler during summer won't they? As for the roller door, well, just leave it open and then you wouldn't have to push past it. Simple isn't it girls. Don't worry, if you're on the E Bay we,ll buy ya! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteUh oh Roxy!! You better go make her a cake or something! ;-) Groveling will probably get you out of the whole e-bay thing!
ReplyDeleteBOL! I ate my Mom's favorite Converse shoes as a baby
ReplyDeleteNola
Oh Roxy....
ReplyDeleteI have been in trouble so often throughout my life that whenever people--or canines!!--have been bad, I put myself in the "doghouse"!! Yep. I possess an inner sense of guilt!! Which means, dear Roxy, that I am also capable of taking other's blame!! You are now innocent. I am the one who destroyed HER shoes!! ;op
--Raelyn
Maybe Roxy can tell HER now SHE gets to buy NEW shoes! Really this is a plus and SHE should see it that way, right? All humans love excuses to buy new shoes-trust me.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
I cant believe that you did that Roxy. I bet it was the pesty squirrels, you know how they are?? They coud never sell any of ya!!
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Jazzi and Addi
OH NO Roxy, what have you done!? We know this may sound a little odd with the number of South Africans who "seek asylum" in Australia BUT if you ever need a new home you are welcome to come stay with us *BOL*
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Life with dogs !
ReplyDeleteDun worry, the peeps are always jus sayin'. Mine always threatened to call the police to put me behind bars but I am still enjoying my status in the house as the King! BOL!
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Bowie
It has to be Somedoggie that caused all this you two are way too sweet
ReplyDeleteOh, dear! Favorite shoes are hard to come by! Maybe SHE will find some of them on eBay!! (-:
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